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There’s nothing good about Guy Fieri, except him eating backwards.

27 Jan

Guy Fieri is horrifying. How does his hair do that thing it does? Can he possibly wear more man jewelry? What gorilla crushed his trachea and sinuses to give his voice both gruffness and a nasal tone?

And for fuck’s sake, either stop wearing those fucking sunglasses on of the back of your head or don’t wear them at all you bleached-out, sell-out assclown.

Now that all of the vitriol is out of the way, here’s a great video from Team Coco of Guy Fieri eating things in reverse. Sorry it isn’t embedded. I have no idea what’s going on lately with copy/paste html.

Guy Fieri Eating Backwards

Another “Farewell” to Steve Jobs

6 Oct

Surprise surprise. The writers of Yummy Awesome are Apple addicts.

And I’m very very very saddened by the death of Steve Jobs.

I never met him. I probably never would have met him had he lived longer. But every day, I bang away on some sort of Apple device. And every Pixar movie I’ve ever seen has left me crying for days. I have an Apple sticker on my car, too, even though I don’t usually consider myself brand loyal nor do I like bumper stickers.

But we’re not here to talk about the indisputable genius of the late Steve Jobs. We’re here to talk about his diet. Steve was a pescatarian, and that, my friends, made him even more special.

Just think what Apple would have been called had he eaten meat.

Would I be typing this on a HotDog Pro?

Would you listen to music on the Beef iPod?

Would it be the DrumStick iPhone?

Probably not. But you can never know. Regardless, the world lost a great person recently. A genius. An innovator. And a humble foodie.

Rachel Ray is a Demon

2 Mar

For years, I’ve been trying to figure out why Rachel Ray has such a following.

And today it hit me. Yumm-oh my god, she’s a demon.

Only a demon would have the ability to rocket to stardom with bad recipes and teenage vocabulary.

There are a slew of the cooking stars. And I’d venture to guess that they’re all demons: Guy Fieri. Paula Deen. Bobby Flay.

They’re all annoying. They all make millions of dollars. And they all cook.

I guess the flaming pits of hell offer the perfect environment to learn to cook, though.

Step into my cooking lair.

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